Football Chant about Man United's Park Ji-Sung
Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house
Football Chant about Robbie Keane (whoever he's playing for now!)
He's quick, he's red,
He talks like father Ted
Robbie Keane!
A chant about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
Chant about Jamie Carragher's dad being banned from football matches after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad
Everton fans, to the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon.
"Leighton Baines - I bet you think this song is about you."
Man Utd supporters chant on the debut of Fabio da Silva, twin brother of Rafael.
"Viva Da Silva, Viva Da Silva, when they're on the pitch, we don't know which is which, Viva da Silva!"
Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house
He's quick, he's red,
He talks like father Ted
Robbie Keane!
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad
"Leighton Baines - I bet you think this song is about you."
"Viva Da Silva, Viva Da Silva, when they're on the pitch, we don't know which is which, Viva da Silva!"
"He's blond, he's slick, his name's a porno flick"
Arsenal fans on Emmanuel Petit
Arsenal fans on Emmanuel Petit
"You should've stayed on the telly"
Liverpool fans on Shearer during his brief reign as manager of Newcastle
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"
Celtic fans on Andy Goram after it was revealed the keeper was diagnosed with schizophrenia
Celtic fans on Andy Goram after it was revealed the keeper was diagnosed with schizophrenia
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
Various fans on Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
Various fans on Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
"You're just a small team in Scotland, small team in Scotland, you're just a small team in Scotland"
Aston Villa fans towards Sunderland fans
Aston Villa fans towards Sunderland fans
"Deep fry yer pizzas, were gonna deep fry yer pizzas"
Scotland fans when in Italy
Scotland fans when in Italy
"You're not yodelling, You're not yodelling any more"
Newcastle fans after scoring away at FC Zurich
Newcastle fans after scoring away at FC Zurich
"Wayne Rooney, the White Pele"
I saw my mate, the other day,
He said to me he's seen the white pele.
So I asked, "Who is he?",
"He goes by the name of wayne rooney!"
WAYNE ROONEY, WAYNE ROONEY,
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF WAYNE ROONEY!!!
He said to me he's seen the white pele.
So I asked, "Who is he?",
"He goes by the name of wayne rooney!"
WAYNE ROONEY, WAYNE ROONEY,
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF WAYNE ROONEY!!!
"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora"
Fulham fans on goal-shy Bobby Zamora
"Nani are you OK? Are you OK Nani"
Manchester United fans towards Michael Jackson look-a-like Nani to the tune of smooth criminal
There are hundreds more funny football chants we could add to this list but we will leave to you to comment below with your favorites.
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